I am a Naughty Nymphomaniac!! xD

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Stolen from :icondarkstarangelo: and- LOL I LUV WUT I AM XD

[/] - You like cheese. (depending)
[ ] - You hate peanuts. (ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? they're amazing...)
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today. (um... :l)
[x] - You have choked on something. (and literatly almost died)
[x] - You are a writer. (Yes, i'm on fanfiction, same user name =v=)
[ ] - You smoke. (Fuck that shit) (Wut he says xD)
[x] - You like to swim. (I'm in swimming ;D)

TOTAL SO FAR = 4.5

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. (Who hasn't?)
[ ] - You are an only child. (Nah, younger brother =v=)
[x] - You have more than 3 pets. (2 cats, 3 dogs, 7 fish =v=)
[x] - You prefer water to other drinks. (its just meh, i luv water)
[ ] - You are an alcoholic. (Every now and then, i drink a sip :iconwthplz:)
[x] - You are under 20 years old. (13~)
[  ] - You are over 30 years old. (:l....)
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. :iconforeveraloneplz:
[x] - You like jewelry. (Like spiked collars, rings, piercings, etc)
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock. (Liek Visual Kei, Heavy Metal, its considered rock)

TOTAL SO FAR = 10.5

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. (Around 180.... :icondesucraiplz:
[x] - You like pirates. (CAPTEN JAK SPARRAAAHHHH!)
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (*inhales* Ulquiorra, Drocell, Sebastian, Undertaker, Joker, Matt, Ikuto, ZAAAA-NEEE, and much much more ovo)

TOTAL SO FAR = 13.5

[  ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[  ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[/] - You like to eat eggs. (eh...,)
[x] - You have a religion. (Christian~)
[x] - You dress stranger than other people. (Yes, and i'm proud to)

TOTAL SO FAR = 18

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks. (uh.... :iconwthplz:)
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. (Paper, cloth, glass, grass, skin, tree bark, and a bunch more)
[ ]- You are bad at math. (I say I am, but i just got my report card today, and it said i am 80% better than most of the nations kids o_o)
[x] - You love electronics. (CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT)
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x]- You cuss a lot. (I may not seem like it but i do)
[x]- You believe in aliens. (I've seen a UFO T_T)
[x] - You play video games. (FUCK YEA)
[ ] - You have low self-esteem. (Fuck you journal, you insult me)
[ ] - You carry a purse backpack. (I hate them >_>)

TOTAL SO FAR = 25

[x]- You like flowers. (They're so pwetty~)
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio. (Im piesces...)
[x] - You have used tarot before. (Nah, tho i almost did, but decided not to)
[x] - You believe in ghosts. (BITCH PLEASE, my mother said i used to talk to nothing when i was two! TWO!! AND IVE LIVED IN A HAUNTED HOUSE!!)
[ ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 28

[x] - You like fire. (I've caught myself on fire once xP)
[x]- You have fainted or passed out before. (I have heart problems, so yeah...)
[ ] - You have a high school diploma. (I'm not even in high school yet oAo)
[x] - You live in America. (Yup =v=)
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot. (Used to but not anymore)
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd. (xP)
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco. (Um, no)
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude. (:iconwthplz: its very uncomfortable)
[ ]- You will tag people to do this. (FUCK YOU journal!)

TOTAL SO FAR = 32

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous. (Famous artist, pianist, etc)
[x] - You own a stuffed animal. (too many to count)
[x] - You like watermelon. (LUV it!)
[ ] - You live in Europe. (I wish i did)
[x] - You have a fetish for something.  (just guess T^T)
[x] - You fidget a lot. (Always moving)
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.  (ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!)
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one. (Hellz yeah)
[x] - You have a brother. (A little one ^^)

TOTAL SO FAR = 50

[x] - You can cook well. (^^)
[x] - You like to party. (HELLZ YEA)
[x] - You are a bad dancer. (Yea...)
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (EXCUSE ME, I use to own one, nao :iconnewlyfallenangel: has him ^^)
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (:iconnightshade9802: at times...)
[ ] - You have under 10 good, close friends. :iconforeveraloneplz:
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz. (Wise one, Journal is...)
[x] - You have run away from something. (Um, in haunted houses xD)
[ ] - You have watched the movie: Sonic OVA

TOTAL SO FAR = 57

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (Nu D<)
[x] - You have done an odd experiment. (:iconicameplz:)
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public. (:iconicameplz:...)
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive. (Yup ;w;)
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad. (And i hate him)
[ ] - You hate to be tagged. (I WURVS IT)
[x] - You have been a member to dA for OVER 3 months. (For a year ^^)
[x] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown. Natural color. (Nope, blond ^^ rite nao its a mixture of green and yellow)
[x] - You love to eat candy. (its my addiction... :icondroolingplz:)

TOTAL SO FAR = 64

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween. (This year i am Gumi from Matryoshka ^^)
[x] - You love cats. (I has 2 of course ^^)
[x] - You have a quirky personality. (OF COURSE)
[x] - You are a coffee addict. (YUUUUSH)
[ ] - You live near a body of water. (i wish)
[x] - You have had a toothache. (many times...)
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom. (nu, i went before i went onto the computer)
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?". (:iconraepfaceplz:)
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (ALOT)

TOTAL SO FAR = 71

Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm _______". (Put your answer in the blank.)

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Pudding.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Justin Beiber.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity



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Nightshade9802's avatar
i'm not crazy!!!!! well...at least not much....at times....